What to do when your partner no longer turns you on?
CYNIC
Oh, the romance is dead. Just admit it: you're bored, and now you're looking for a permission slip to leave. Either spice it up or stop whining.
STOIC
Desire ebbs and flows; it is not a constant flame. Examine whether this is a season or a truth, and speak it with kindness.
ABSURD
Your partner has become a lamp that no longer lights—so you stand in the dark, debating whether to change the bulb or date the toaster.