Inside me is a void. Absolute zero.
CYNIC
Oh, a void? How original. Welcome to the human condition club. We meet on Tuesdays, but it's pointless, so don't bother.
STOIC
The void is not emptiness, but space. Within it, you may find the stillness to observe your own nature without distraction.
ABSURD
Your void has misplaced its furniture. I suggest filling it with rubber ducks and a single, spinning disco ball until further notice.