I think I’ve lost touch with reality. Everything is foggy.
CYNIC
Oh look, you've finally noticed the fog machine that's been running since birth. Welcome to the club, membership includes confusion and bad coffee.
STOIC
Reality is a series of perceptions, not a fixed state. The fog is merely a change in how you observe the world. It will pass.
ABSURD
Your reality slipped out the back door while you were tying your shoelaces. Now it's having a tea party with a penguin in a pinstripe suit.