How to know if you're ready for a serious relationship?
CYNIC
You think you're ready? Sure, if you enjoy explaining your weird hobbies for the third time and learning that 'sharing' really means giving up the last slice of pizza.
STOIC
Readiness comes not from certainty, but from understanding that a relationship is a shared path. Watch for steady self-awareness, patience, and the ability to listen without seeking to be right.
ABSURD
You'll know you're ready when your reflection in a spoon starts offering sage marriage advice, and your dreams come narrated by a toaster with family-values pamphlets.