My thoughts of death aren’t depression, it’s realism.
CYNIC
Oh, sure, 'realism' — because the ultimate goal of life is to think about its inevitable end. Very productive.
STOIC
Death is a natural part of life. To acknowledge it is to accept reality, not to dwell in despair.
ABSURD
You've decided that the universe's final punchline is your own non-existence, and you're calling it a rational comedy.