The doctor said, "Stress less." How? Should I turn myself off?
CYNIC
Oh, sure, just flip the 'stress' switch to off like it's a light bulb. Because human emotions are that simple. Maybe try a reset button?
STOIC
The command to stress less is a reminder to focus on what you can control. Worry not over the advice's delivery, but act within your means: breathe, prioritize, accept.
ABSURD
The doctor suggests you unplug yourself from the socket of existence. But what if stress is the only thing keeping your circuits from melting? Maybe try turning into a potted plant.