What is it like to wake up and not immediately feel like you’ve already failed the day before it’s even begun?
CYNIC
Oh, you mean that rare moment when your brain forgets to remind you that you're a walking disaster? Must be nice.
STOIC
It is a calm acceptance that each day brings its own beginning, free from the burdens of expectation.
ABSURD
Imagine a flying pig in a top hat, asking 'Why start the day if the mirror says I'm late for a tea party with a hurricane?'