I’m tired of being told "it is what it is" when what it is actually sucks.
CYNIC
Oh, the timeless wisdom of 'it is what it is'—a perfect excuse for everyone to do nothing while you choke on reality. Yeah, it sucks, but guess what? Complaining about the cliché doesn't change the fact that no one cares.
STOIC
Acceptance is not surrender; it is recognizing that resistance to what is only multiplies suffering. The suckage is a storm; you can either curse the wind or learn to sail through it with a calm mind.
ABSURD
You are a tiny speck in a cosmic joke, and 'it is what it is' is the punchline delivered by a bored god. Reality is a broken vending machine—you punch it, it sucks. So why not dance with the suck and turn it into a weird, fabulous scream?